did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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