I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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