i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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