I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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