I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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