I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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