you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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