you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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