I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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