Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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