Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
please don't ironically join a cult
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