Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
