Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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