I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize