goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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