what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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