how can u be prego again
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
