Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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