so that wasnt chicken after all
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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