The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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