U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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