I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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