Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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