oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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