You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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