Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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