I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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