I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I skipped work to stalk him.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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