his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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