he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
