For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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