Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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