I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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