i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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