OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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