But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She is in my trunk
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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