Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The beer is more important than you right now.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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