Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
