I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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