it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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