She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This baby is an asshole
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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