Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
high people should be assigned attendants
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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