WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sorry about my life...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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