I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
tell me about the eggs
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