Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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