i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He shit in the fireplace
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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