Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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