she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
