You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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