How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
