The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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