his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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