He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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