My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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