Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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